imagine your icon being just 14 and their parents building a very strange machine designed to view a world unseen

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I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

I’ve received a number of rude messages accusing me of stealing that Uggs post from Imgur/Reddit/Wherever. I think it’s so silly and WHO REALLY CARES, but I’m gonna prove that it’s mine.
Pictured is the original image.
Here is a picture of my back porch sans Uggs.
Here is a picture of my back porch with an apple pie on it.
Have a nice day.
This is my favorite internet phenomenon. I make something. It gets posted on reddit. Someone from reddit sees it on my site. They send me an angry message informing me I stole it from reddit.
One time it was actually a picture of me.
Yes, I stole a picture of myself from reddit. You caught me.
This is just really fun to whisper out loud to yourself every once in a while.
is it too much to ask for a book who has a serial killer as a main character but he’s so ridiculously normal and ordinary that you don’t know he’s the killer until the last sentence of the book
I want to write this.
I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU
YES








